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LEAGUE NEWS & UPDATES

- We will have our second cookout after golf on August 4 (this is the scheduled end of the season) for league members.
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WEEK 15 NOTABLE PLAYERS

LOW GROSS
J. Koenig - 35 (Kinetic Tool)


LOW NET
B. Artioli - 31 - (Artioli Dodge)
V. Bergamini - 31- (Artioli Dodge)

BREAKING NEWS STORY
Panther Sighting on 15th Hole 
Story by Barry McCockinner ; June 2, 2022

If you thought that golf was a non-contact, non-dangerous sport you are 99.9% correct. Unfortunately, that .1% leaves a lot to the imagination as the improbable has become possible. An unofficial statement from the Forest Park Zoo claims that their most dangerous exhibit, the black panther, has in fact broken through its metallic enclosure and is starting to wreak havoc on the region of western Massachusetts, primarily Feeding Hills. The black panther, who answers to T'Challa, has been spotted multiple times on the 15th green and the 14th tee. The panther, while seemingly friendly, should in no means be approached, and if sighted the local authorities (aka the pro shop) should be contacted as a resource. In an interview with an anonymous source from the Forest Park Zoo, the director has mentioned multiple times that the panther has been known to play with his prey. They likened it to an F150 that seems nice on the outside, but has a multitude of issues internally that causes it to need constant surveillance (their words, not mine). The panther is all hopped up on Mountain Dew, so if you are part of a Ford family, you should be very, very ​afraid. 

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SECRETARY'S NOTES

PLEASE NOTE:
PLAYERS NEED 5 ROUNDS PLAYED TO QUALIFY FOR THE PLAYOFFS. THERE ARE 4 WEEKS LEFT IN THE REGULAR SEASON.

OFFICERS

PRESIDENT - JEFF DION
VICE PRESIDENT - JOHN CHERPAK
SECRETARY - THOM SEMANIE
TREASURER - MARK ZIROLLI