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LEAGUE NEWS & UPDATES

- Thoughts and prayers to the Artioli Dodge team & family
- Quast back in the notable players list, states affinity for McGwire, Bonds & Sosa, if that means anything...
​- Donnelly's voice can be heard all the way in Worcester as Ringside takes 10 points
- THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL!! - First person to perform entire song of Paula Abdul "Straight Up" to pro shop attendant will receive 10% off green's fees
- Pepsi, for the first time in a while, does not have least amount of points earned in the week
​- The Kinetic Tools fall from the podium into 3rd taking the same amount of points as Pepsi *YIKES*
- If anyone needs help with their handicap, please insert a $20 bill into their teams' scorecards, and whisper 'Mississippi Biscuits' into Thom's ear for              considerations(sandbagger controller says $20 is no where near enough)
- Family Ford runs into engine problems as they drop into 2nd to last place, facing the formidable Pepsi squad ready to pounce
- WPG preserving their own wealth as they achieve 5 points in their last tilt to remain in 2nd in the American Division
- Commissioner Dion and team lack in the teamwork department as they fall from 1st to 3rd after a goose egg
- Please visit the GEGL Courant page for all of the league's top stories, reported accurately 60% of the time, all the time

WEEK 10 NOTABLE PLAYERS

LOW GROSS
S. Testoni - 35 - (Family Ford)
W.Barz - 35- (Kinetic Tool)
T. Kuped - 35- (Control Module)
LOW NET
F. Lafountain - 30 - (Grey's AA)

BREAKING NEWS STORY
Panther Sighting on 15th Hole 
Story by Barry McCockinner ; June 2, 2022

If you thought that golf was a non-contact, non-dangerous sport you are 99.9% correct. Unfortunately, that .1% leaves a lot to the imagination as the improbable has become possible. An unofficial statement from the Forest Park Zoo claims that their most dangerous exhibit, the black panther, has in fact broken through its metallic enclosure and is starting to wreak havoc on the region of western Massachusetts, primarily Feeding Hills. The black panther, who answers to T'Challa, has been spotted multiple times on the 15th green and the 14th tee. The panther, while seemingly friendly, should in no means be approached, and if sighted the local authorities (aka the pro shop) should be contacted as a resource. In an interview with an anonymous source from the Forest Park Zoo, the director has mentioned multiple times that the panther has been known to play with his prey. They likened it to an F150 that seems nice on the outside, but has a multitude of issues internally that causes it to need constant surveillance (their words, not mine). The panther is all hopped up on Mountain Dew, so if you are part of a Ford family, you should be very, very ​afraid. 

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SECRETARY'S NOTES

PLEASE NOTE:
PLAYERS MUST MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO KEEP PACE OF PLAY MOVING. PARK CARTS BETWEEN THE HOLE AND THE NEXT TEE (NOT ON THE FAR SIDE OR 15 YARDS OFF THE GREEN). CAPTAINS WILL BE ADVISED OF CHRONIC OFFENDERS. 

THERE WILL BE A COOKOUT AFTER GOLF ON JUNE 2.

OFFICERS

PRESIDENT - JEFF DION
VICE PRESIDENT - JOHN CHERPAK
SECRETARY - THOM SEMANIE
TREASURER - MARK ZIROLLI